Sketchy At Best (Excerpt)

JOEL-
So, wait. Let me make sure I heard that. You hate her, right?

MIKE-
Yeah.

JOEL-
You spent the last, what, two and a half years–?

MIKE-
Just about.

JOEL-
–Two and a half years with her miserable, yes?

MIKE-
Yes.

JOEL-
And you STILL miss her?

MIKE-
Correct.

JOEL-
There’s a word for people like you: In-fucking-sane.

MIKE-
I’m fully aware of this.

JOEL-
Why?

MIKE-
It’s… okay, it’s like this; I’m used to it.

JOEL-
Used to it? And that’s a reason to take the slut back?

MIKE-
No, but it makes sense. She’s human, I’m human, people make mistakes.

JOEL-
But you hate her.

MIKE-
This is true. It’s like crack, see?

JOEL-
So, now you’re a drug addict?

MIKE-
Shut up and listen. You know it’s not healthy, but you do it anyway. You can’t help it.

JOEL-
You’ve thought about this way too much.

MIKE-
Hey, how do you know I don’t want her back just to fuck with her mind?

JOEL-
‘Cause I know you.

MIKE-
Bastard.

JOEL-
Like you can talk.

MIKE-
Point.

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