It’s Quite Possible My Brain Is Broken

I had this truly disturbing fan fic crossover idea: That Evil 70s Show. I almost wrote that. I have no idea how, though, as I’ve never seen That 70s Show and I have no idea how I bring in the Evil Dead.

You’ve Got To Be Kidding Me.

I… No.  You can’t.

Sam Raimi, you won’t make Evil Dead IV, but you’ll do this?

Give me a decent budget and Bruce Campbell‘s phone number, I can make an Evil Dead IV that will not only not suck, but rock hard.